QNNNA's Den of Depravity

Pairings: None
Fandom: Naruto open_in_new

Summary:

A morpheme is the smallest part of a word that still has meaning. If you take away everything else, you still know what it means. When you take away everything else of me, this is what remains.
...It's mostly good hair and a love of language. Everything else is take it or leave it, really.
(In which a very sarcastic guy gets reborn into a small poisoner's clan in Konoha, and accidentally saves a life. Things change.)

Bookmarker's Notes:

I love the changes to canon and this OC, but it is somewhat disconcerting that we share all of our interests. I feel like I've been skinwalked.

Anyway, I love the poison and Kakashi being a little shit. What a delightful fic.

My Collections: SI/OC open_in_new

Words: 66,675   Bookmarked Date: 12 Nov 2024

Pairings: Hyuuga Hinata/Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura/Yamanaka Ino, Hyuuga Neji/Nara Shikamaru
Fandom: Naruto open_in_new

Summary:

Sasuke’s Rinnegan gives him the ability to open portals to other dimensions; with enough chakra, he can even bring other people along with him. What Sasuke’s Rinnegan does not do is give him the emotional bandwidth to deal with whatever the fuck he might find in those other dimensions.

Bookmarker's Notes:

I'm a huge fan of canon being told as a crazy, improbable joke where the punchline is that everyone is actually in a loving relationship. My heart is happy. I really love this Hinata in particular, she seems more comfortable in her skin and settled in her life. Compelling argument for at least one flavor of SasuHina for sure.

Words: 17,573   Bookmarked Date: 10 Nov 2024

Pairings: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
Fandom: The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System open_in_new

Summary:

Shang Qinghua's fertilizer has unexpected effects on the mushroom body. In addition to...that, Shen Qingqiu doesn't remember his death. Or anything at all after planting the Sun Moon Dew Mushroom seed in the dirt.But he doesn't need to, right? Shen Qingqiu knows PIDW and Luo Bing-ge like the back of his hand. He'll be fine. He just has to avoid getting noticed – you know what happens to beautiful women in PIDW!

…though would life in the harem be so bad?

Bookmarker's Notes:

Cannot stress enough how much I enjoyed this. Shen Yuan is DAMAGED. I love how he thinks. "Ohh, I have no choice, it's my body that's aroused by Luo Binghe for narrative reasons, no use fighting it, haha! Oh well, I guess I have to have sex with him. Poor me."

My Collections: Genderbend open_in_new, Hetswap open_in_new

Words: 15,790   Bookmarked Date: 20 May 2024

Pairings: Nie Huaisang/Nie Mingjue
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new, The Untamed open_in_new

Summary:

There was something in the creature's domain–something soft, something yielding. Something with sweet flesh ready and ripe for the taking, something perfect for the creature's purposes. The creature could sense it, could smell the warm scent of living flesh. Its myriad tentacles slithered forward across the great vastness of the cave, seeking out the prey caught in its territory.

(Nie Huaisang gets stuck in a bad spot during a night hunt and finds himself the prey of a tentacle monster, and Nie Mingjue has to help him afterwards.)

Bookmarker's Notes:

This pressed buttons I didn't know I had. This is extremely high quality tentacle porn, and that's really all you need to know going in.

Words: 6,748   Bookmarked Date: 20 Feb 2024

Pairings: Gamzee Makara/Terezi Pyrope, Gamzee Makara/Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara & Tavros Nitram, Terezi Pyrope & Vriska Serket, Tavros Nitram/Vriska Serket, Terezi Pyrope/Karkat Vantas
Fandom: Homestuck open_in_new

Summary:

"And then I saw a new Alternia, for the old Alternia had passed away." -- St. Troll John Cusack

How the Empire knelt to a clown, a mutant and a lawyer.

Bookmarker's Notes:

One of the best of the best. Cream of the crop. Absolutely fucking insane take on the premise that law and religion are equally important in the Alternain justice system. I love Gamzee and Terezi, this is such a good breakdown of their characters and Alternia in general.

Words: 130,209   Bookmarked Date: 09 Dec 2023

Pairings: Remus Lupin/James Potter, Lily Evans/James Potter
Fandom: Harry Potter open_in_new

Summary:

For James, it's always been Lily. With one exception. You think you'll tell him about it one day, maybe when you're in your twenties and a bit drunk, how for one spring you sort-of fancied him, and you'll laugh and then he'll laugh and it won't be awkward at all.

Bookmarker's Notes:

This author captured exactly what it feels like to have a crush at fourteen, an experience that I hope to never repeat, but it's somewhat cathartic to read this style of bittersweet longing from someone else's head.

Words: 1,263   Bookmarked Date: 02 Nov 2023

Pairings: Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester
Fandom: Supernatural open_in_new

Summary:

“So this morning,” Dean ventures as they blast down the highway in pitch black night toward a probable werewolf case.

Sam looks over at him, thin eyebrows raised, eyes clear and calm. He’s not even difficult about it, doesn’t ask what Dean is after, doesn’t deny what had happened. Instead he says, very simply, “I just figure, why lie?”

Alright then.

Bookmarker's Notes:

The CODEPENDENCY. Weirdcest at its finest. Please give this a read if you love blurring of boundaries in any context.

Words: 5,994   Bookmarked Date: 23 Oct 2023

Pairings: Deidara/Sasori, Nara Shikamaru/Temari, Gaara/Rock Lee, Hatake Kakashi/Maito Gai | Might Guy, Hidan/Kakuzu, Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Past Third Kazekage/Sasori, Past Kakuzu/Sasori
Fandom: Naruto open_in_new

Summary:

On a night submersed in rain, Sasori picks up young “trimmigant” Deidara half a mile from the Garberville bus station out of sporadic pity. An isolationist and a scorpion amongst frogs that prefers to keep to the woods, Sasori is thrust into taking on this new apprentice in tandem with “The Suna Three”, his niece and nephews hiding out from their relatives for the season. Within the forests of the Emerald Triangle in Northern California, we explore a tale of mental illness, family, and the cutthroat world of marijuana’s black market.

Bookmarker's Notes:

I've been with The Moss since 2021, and it's become such a comforting constant in my life with its richy furnished world and beautiful art. I have written multiple manifestos on it. I finally caught up to it (for the first time) in August 2023, and my life is better for the time I put into this fic.

I'd qualify this as (recent) historical fiction with a focus on a very, very broken family and all the ways intergenerational trauma manifests. There's also weed.

The Moss is an incredibly unique fic that is near and dear to my heart. I'd definitely recommend seeing if it's for you!

Words: 452,466   Bookmarked Date: 27 Aug 2023

Pairings: Hyuuga Hinata/Hyuuga Neji, Hyuuga Hinata/Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
Fandom: Naruto open_in_new

Summary:

Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata-centric work of fanfiction. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives, thus pairings will vary, including Naruto/Hinata, Neji/Hinata. Complete

Bookmarker's Notes:

Painful, beautiful, and gothic. I'm amazed that this managed to end happily. This fic will haunt me.

Words: 38,576   Bookmarked Date: 04 Jul 2023

Pairings: Senju Hashirama/Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama/Senju Tobirama, Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama/Uchiha Madara
Fandom: Naruto open_in_new

Summary:

Hashirama is the best of brothers and the best of friends, and he's going to show Tobirama and Madara just how much they mean to him.

By force, if necessary.

(no one is ever leaving him again)

Bookmarker's Notes:

Horrifying in a comforting way. I love the codependency and the way that Hashirama has been grooming Tobirama since FOREVER. The gold standard for HashiTobi and a favorite of our (remarkably small) fandom. My favorite part is chapter 9. Madara is in the rest of it but I won't hold that against him.

Words: 42,269   Bookmarked Date: 17 Jun 2023