QNNNA's Den of Depravity

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: The Untamed open_in_new, Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

There was no blood. No char. There was nothing to see except the strange softening of the Yiling Patriarch's mouth, as if just for a moment he was another person entirely.

"There is the mark of our bargain, and here is the challenge," said the Yiling Patriarch. "You may strike at me, exactly once, with your sword. I will not fight back; I will not resist you at all, Hanguang-jun." That silvery suggestiveness crept into his voice again. "And a year and a day from now, you will come to me and I will deliver exactly the same to you."

Lan Wangji heard his brother's voice raised in sharp and incomprehensible protest. His own heart was beating too loudly for him to hear anything else.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Adorable! Loved the identity bullshit and Lan Wangji at the Burial Mounds keepin' a promise. I really wish I could be there to see Xichen's face when he learns that his brother is marrying this man . . .

Words: 13,138   Bookmarked Date: 07 Sep 2024

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new, The Untamed open_in_new

Summary:

Wei Ying's body hurts sometimes; she lets Lan Zhan help her.

A fic about the complicated nature of having a body, and also the versatility of sex toys.

Bookmarker's Notes:

This one had me crying a little I must say. Intimate and bright, refreshing, lyrical prose. Longing and citrus.

My Collections: Genderbend open_in_new, Yuri open_in_new

Words: 13,734   Bookmarked Date: 19 Aug 2024

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: The Untamed open_in_new

Summary:

"Maybe you should get me out of your system," Wei Ying blurts. "Maybe that'll help."

*

Wei Ying finds out her best friend Lan Zhan is in love with her and offers a really super solution.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Engrossed me from beginning to end. I'm a lesbian Wangxian convert. As a bonafide fan of the "female bully" character archetype, I more than approve. The fantastic prose is the cherry on top.

My Collections: Genderbend open_in_new, Yuri open_in_new

Words: 20,359   Bookmarked Date: 20 Jun 2024

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new, The Untamed open_in_new

Summary:

Lan Zhan stops in front of one of the bespoke duplicates– a male figure, small, creamy-skinned and lithe. The name on the plinth reads Mo Xuanyu. Lan Zhan tested it on his first pass through the room. The doll was empty. No signals bouncing around its artificial brain, no operating programs queued to autostart. Not even a blinking dormancy light.

"Hey big guy," says Mo Xuanyu, chrome eyes sparkling with fun. "Who do I gotta fuck around here to get unplugged?"

Wei Ying is a rogue AI come to life. Lan Zhan is… handling it.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Head-over-heels in love with this setting and its worldbuilding. Extremely satisfying narrative arc, everything is true to character and canon. I loved this one.

Words: 70,100   Bookmarked Date: 29 May 2024

Pairings: Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao/Mo Xuanyu
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new, The Untamed open_in_new

Summary:

The first thing Mo Xuanyu does is gasp. He coughs hard and then rubs his wrists over his eyes to clear the tears that had gathered there.

"Very good," Jin Guangyao says, once again brushing his hair into place. "I think you should take a break. You've been working quite diligently, a-Yu, and I appreciate your work."

Mo Xuanyu stares at him, mouth agape again, but this time with the natural contours of shock. Tears cling to his eyelashes. "I…" he says, and then closes his mouth to swallow. Pain flickers across his expression as he does.

"In fact, I think we've both done enough work for the night," Jin Guangyao says. He has the two needles tucked into the fitted cuff of his sleeve. "Go on back to the disciple quarters. A-Su will be wondering where I am if I don't join her in the garden soon."

--

Jin Guangyao and Mo Xuanyu alone together behind the great bronze mirror.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Agony.

Words: 3,995   Bookmarked Date: 14 Apr 2024

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: The Untamed open_in_new, Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

The next time he reaches for his clothes, Lan Wangji slaps his hands out of the way. Wei Ying's eyes go momentarily wide, then narrow in fiendish pleasure. "Yes," he hisses. "There you are." He tosses his head, hair coming apart in pieces over his face, obscuring his beautiful mouth and shining eyes. "There you are, Lan Zhan. Fuck me. Fuck me, I don't want to–make me listen to you, make me better. Make me better. You could have, you could have–."

(It's one of Wei Wuxian's bad days)

Bookmarker's Notes:

Haunting character study. They're such a beautiful mess of broken glass that fits together just right. I'm haunted.

Words: 1,685   Bookmarked Date: 09 Apr 2024

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new, The Untamed open_in_new

Summary:

"Move again," Lan Zhan says, her voice too low and too dangerous in her throat, "and I'll cut you."

Wei Ying's dark eyes go wide. "Like. On purpose?"

(or, Wei Ying gets a haircut every time she dumps a boy.)

Bookmarker's Notes:

So maybe this was my fem!WangXian awakening? I'm so glad this fandom has such a thriving community of femslash writers. I adore "straight girl" Wei Ying.

My Collections: Genderbend open_in_new, Yuri open_in_new

Words: 3,822   Bookmarked Date: 03 Apr 2024

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Nie Huaisang & Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: The Untamed open_in_new

Summary:

Wei Wuxian and Nie Huaisang keep up a lively correspondence after their time at Cloud Recesses. It gets even livelier when, due to Nie Huaisang's limited allowance, they have to start writing their own porn to discuss. It's really not Nie Huaisang's fault that his brother thought the letters marked "Lan Wangji" were FOR Lan Wangji!

Bookmarker's Notes:

I think about this fic constantly. Came for the WangXian, stayed for the Wei Ying & Nie Huaisang friendship. Absolutely delightful fic.

Words: 30,989   Bookmarked Date: 03 Apr 2024

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

Wei Wuxian is settling in for a boring night at a Cultivators' hostel when Lan Wangji shows up with a sex curse. What kind of terrible friend would he be if he didn't offer to help?

Bookmarker's Notes:

I remember this one being very good, but I didn't leave much in the way of bookmarker's notes. Please just trust that this author writes good smut and that modern cultivation can be a lot of fun.

Words: 13,303   Bookmarked Date: 01 Apr 2024

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: The Untamed open_in_new, Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

There's nothing for a moment, then what sounds like frustrated pacing. "Lan Zhan?"

"Food."

Wei Wuxian's laugh sounds strained. It sounds like he shouldn't be laughing. Lan Wangji doesn't like the sound.

"I can't eat, but thanks."

"Are you…?"

"Still so horny that I want to die?" Wei Wuxian almost shouts. "Yes."

--

Or, Wei Wuxian manages to get himself cursed and Lan Wangji just wants to be helpful.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Seems I read a lot of sex pollen this week.

Words: 5,231   Bookmarked Date: 01 Apr 2024

Pairings: Nie Huaisang/Nie Mingjue
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

According to Nie Huaisang's teachers, there was a small voice in people's heads that told them what was good and what was bad, and that voice was called the conscience.

Nie Huaisang concluded, after some observation, that this was true – for other people, that was.

Nie Huaisang himself did not appear to suffer from this particular affliction.

(in which Nie Huaisang realized that he was just too greedy to give up either his da-ge's affection or sex, and in fact would ideally like them both at the same time, and what happened next)

Bookmarker's Notes:

Delightfully messy fic brought to us by the author of the first HashiTobi fic I read. I adored this one.

Words: 9,815   Bookmarked Date: 31 Mar 2024

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

It is pure impulse that has led Wangji to press Wei Ying to his desk, smearing the brush he'd been using, crumpling all his papers. Perhaps Wei Ying had expected him to draw his sword, for Wangji to meet his impropriety and shamelessness with violence. Whatever he expected, it is obviously not this particular act of–can it be called violence? The way Wangji is devouring the other boy's lips could be considered such, perhaps, as he is not gentle, biting and licking his way into the other's mouth.

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Or, the one where Lan Wangji has a very different reaction in the library pavilion.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Marriage. Now.

Words: 5,304   Bookmarked Date: 26 Mar 2024

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: The Untamed open_in_new, Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

Wei Wuxian, recently disowned by the Jiang, takes a new job in a new town to try to get a fresh start. On the employment form, it asks for an "emergency contact". It's a required field to submit the form, which totally sucks because Wei Wuxian doesn't really have anyone to put.

He's frustrated, and trying not to be depressed about it as he's filling the forms out at night in his small, one-bedroom apartment.

And yeah, maybe he's had a few drinks when he thinks: wouldn't it be funny if he put Lan Wangji as his emergency contact?

Bookmarker's Notes:

Very in character.

Words: 15,721   Bookmarked Date: 11 Mar 2024

Pairings: Song Lan | Song Zichen/Xiao Xingchen/Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei, Xiao Xingchen/Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei, Song Lan | Song Zichen/Xiao Xingchen, Song Lan | Song Zichen/Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new, The Untamed open_in_new

Summary:

"If you touch him," Song Lan says, voice cold enough to hurt, "I will ruin every part of you."

Xue Yang says, "Don't make promises you can't keep, Zichen."

Bookmarker's Notes:

The blade's edge of violence and eroticism here is phenomenol. Expect nasty Xue Yang who refuses to be tempered by affection, horny violence, and violent horniness. A bonus is that this is the most well-oiled threesome I've ever read. Don't miss this fic.

Words: 10,701   Bookmarked Date: 06 Mar 2024

Pairings: Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: The Untamed open_in_new, Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

Two years after his return and 'happy ending', Wei Wuxian is married to Lan Wangji and wasting away in his home, cocktail in hand. He struggles to bond with Sizhui, who he can't connect in his head with the kid he once knew. When Wei Wuxian catches Sizhui with empty wine coolers in the back of his car, he sees an opportunity for a bonding experience.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Bleak, desolate, and sad. Something about the mundanity of distance and the way Wei Wuxian's self-hatred is cloying even as he lets things happen the way they end up happening really got to me. The way he carries himself and accepts his situation is very true to his martyrdom in canon. This beautifully-written fic made me feel visceral digust, nausea, and sadness. 10/10

Words: 4,306   Bookmarked Date: 02 Mar 2024

Pairings: Sect Leader Nie/Nie Mingjue
Fandom: The Untamed open_in_new, Modao Zushi | The Untamed open_in_new

Summary:

You blink a little more, rally, and say, "So that must be a symptom of qi deviation, right?"

Your father sits back, blowing air through his lips. "Ming'er&hellips;" he says slowly, and your chest starts to tighten. "You mean touch your brother's cock? Any other places?"

You nod, affirming both.

Slowly, as if it causes him pain to form the words: "That's not a symptom I've ever heard of."

There is a long silence.

--

Nie Mingjue is corrected by his father.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Very icky fic. I imagined these three as my other fucked up father/son/brother trio, HashiButsuTobi, and it just about killed me. I'm so glad that we can't see Sect Leader Nie's thought process here, it makes the whole thing more convoluted and upsetting to soley experience the story from Mingjue's perspective. Please be warned that this fic is a very uncomfortable read. Look out for yourself.

Words: 5,671   Bookmarked Date: 29 Feb 2024

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

When Lan Zhan was mad, he got petty. And when Lan Zhan was petty, Wei Ying made some questionable choices.

Words: 2,408   Bookmarked Date: 29 Feb 2024

Pairings: Nie Huaisang/Nie Mingjue
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new, The Untamed open_in_new

Summary:

There was something in the creature's domain–something soft, something yielding. Something with sweet flesh ready and ripe for the taking, something perfect for the creature's purposes. The creature could sense it, could smell the warm scent of living flesh. Its myriad tentacles slithered forward across the great vastness of the cave, seeking out the prey caught in its territory.

(Nie Huaisang gets stuck in a bad spot during a night hunt and finds himself the prey of a tentacle monster, and Nie Mingjue has to help him afterwards.)

Bookmarker's Notes:

This pressed buttons I didn't know I had. This is extremely high quality tentacle porn, and that's really all you need to know going in.

Words: 6,748   Bookmarked Date: 20 Feb 2024

Pairings: Nie Huaisang/Nie Mingjue
Fandom: The Untamed open_in_new, Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

He didn't know until this moment just how much he wanted Mingjue to ask for it–for anything–to take the reins Huaisang has been holding out for so long and pull them tight and demand.

Bookmarker's Notes:

I love love love my bratty princess Nie Huaisang. He's so wanted in this one and I love that he knows it. This fic was absolutely delightful, right down to the most minute turn of phrase.

Words: 7,258   Bookmarked Date: 20 Feb 2024

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new, The Untamed open_in_new

Summary:

Lan Wangji cannot survive in a world without Wei Wuxian.

But this is a lie, and lying is forbidden in Cloud Recesses.

Bookmarker's Notes:

A simple drop-kick to the soul.

Words: 2,285   Bookmarked Date: 15 Feb 2024