QNNNA's Den of Depravity

Pairings: None
Fandom: Naruto open_in_new

Summary:

A morpheme is the smallest part of a word that still has meaning. If you take away everything else, you still know what it means. When you take away everything else of me, this is what remains.
...It's mostly good hair and a love of language. Everything else is take it or leave it, really.
(In which a very sarcastic guy gets reborn into a small poisoner's clan in Konoha, and accidentally saves a life. Things change.)

Bookmarker's Notes:

I love the changes to canon and this OC, but it is somewhat disconcerting that we share all of our interests. I feel like I've been skinwalked.

Anyway, I love the poison and Kakashi being a little shit. What a delightful fic.

My Collections: SI/OC open_in_new

Words: 66,675   Bookmarked Date: 12 Nov 2024

Pairings: None
Fandom: Naruto open_in_new

Summary:

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. ‘Not dying’ just got a lot more complicated than ‘follow chemlab safety instructions.’ A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.

Bookmarker's Notes:

I love love love love love Tori. This is an absolutely flawless SI/OC fic which I devoured in less than 24 hours. I love the ninja science, I love the Akatsuki interactions, I love the absurd applications of fuinjutsu.

Do you want to see an OC lecture Orochimaru and Kabuto on the scientific method? Do you want passionate literary critiques of Icha Icha? Do you want answers to questions such as: "do microbes have chakra" and "does the Naruto world have penicillin?"? You do, for the record. This fic is the answer to all your problems. Molt your morals along with our protagonist – I promise that you won't regret it.

My Collections: SI/OC open_in_new

Words: 185,081   Bookmarked Date: 12 Nov 2024

Pairings: None
Fandom: Naruto open_in_new

Summary:

A lot of things in life suck, like being reincarnated directly into the Third Shinobi War with a bad pun for a name. 'Not dying' just refuses to get less complicated. A Plasticity AU.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Excuse my descent into OC & canon madness. Please read Plasticity first. That being said:

What a joy to read. I'm obsessed with the Plasticity universe and all its spin-offs . . . it's insane that this would happen twice, though. Can you imagine?

My Collections: SI/OC open_in_new

Words: 12,923   Bookmarked Date: 30 Oct 2024

Pairings: Uchiha Itachi/Original Character(s)
Fandom: Naruto open_in_new

Summary:

The water and power company that services the Akatsuki’s house (which they obviously have) sends a guy every month to read the meter. One day, a pretty lady comes instead. Itachi has a lot of feelings about this change.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Perfect in every way. I laughed. I cried. I adored this beyond what could possibly be considered reasonable. "The Akatsuki have Misadventures" is one of my favorite subgenres

My Collections: SI/OC open_in_new

Words: 3,572   Bookmarked Date: 15 Sep 2024

Pairings: Kakuzu (Naruto) & Original Female Character(s)
Fandom: Naruto open_in_new

Summary:

Maddie gets her mail, struggles with conflicting impulses, goes on a wee little adventure, and works toward her dream of exploiting other people's tragedies for her own personal gain.

Bookmarker's Notes:

I found this an absolutely delightful sequel to Tozette's other work, Deadbeat. (read that first!). Bonus points for the inclusion of Sasori and Deidara, the fact that Sasori and Deidara get to be complete losers, unconventional displays of tenderness, and Maddie's fascinating biology.

My Collections: SI/OC open_in_new

Words: 13,260   Bookmarked Date: 13 Sep 2024

Pairings: None
Fandom: Naruto open_in_new

Summary:

“So is this why you can just pass sharingan around like hot potatoes?”

Orochimaru paused in the middle of writing, blinking at her.

“Hot potatoes?”

OR: speculative biology gets real weird.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Ohoho, this was a fun one. Gestures vaguely. It's the speculative biology of it all . . .

My Collections: SI/OC open_in_new

Words: 3,298   Bookmarked Date: 13 Sep 2024

Pairings: None
Fandom: Naruto open_in_new

Summary:

Madeline Arslan died in 2025.

And then she woke up in her new life as Murakami Madeline, the only child to a sad, vagrant ninja.

That was unexpected.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Tozette is one of my favorite authors for a reason. I don't want to spoil anything, but this one is a real treat.

My Collections: SI/OC open_in_new

Words: 33,259   Bookmarked Date: 22 Jun 2024

Pairings: Original Character & Kakuzu, Original Character & Hidan, Background Hidan/Kakuzu
Fandom: Naruto open_in_new

Summary:

In which Atsuko breaks up with her boyfriend, moves in with a weird new ninja housemate, and avoids her problems for, like, months.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Tozette's talent is for shoving normal people into the chaos of the Akatsuki and making it work. The plot is cute and satisfying, the OC is lovely, and Kakuzu and Hidan are a joy per usual. Siccing them upon shitty ex-boyfriends everywhere.

My Collections: SI/OC open_in_new

Words: 9,807   Bookmarked Date: 17 Oct 2023