Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

Wei Wuxian is settling in for a boring night at a Cultivators' hostel when Lan Wangji shows up with a sex curse. What kind of terrible friend would he be if he didn't offer to help?

Bookmarker's Notes:

I remember this one being very good, but I didn't leave much in the way of bookmarker's notes. Please just trust that this author writes good smut and that modern cultivation can be a lot of fun.

Words: 13,303   Bookmarked Date: 4/1/24

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: The Untamed open_in_new, Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

There's nothing for a moment, then what sounds like frustrated pacing. "Lan Zhan?"

"Food."

Wei Wuxian's laugh sounds strained. It sounds like he shouldn't be laughing. Lan Wangji doesn't like the sound.

"I can't eat, but thanks."

"Are you…?"

"Still so horny that I want to die?" Wei Wuxian almost shouts. "Yes."

--

Or, Wei Wuxian manages to get himself cursed and Lan Wangji just wants to be helpful.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Seems I read a lot of sex pollen this week.

Words: 5,231   Bookmarked Date: 4/1/24

Pairings: Nie Huaisang/Nie Mingjue
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

According to Nie Huaisang's teachers, there was a small voice in people's heads that told them what was good and what was bad, and that voice was called the conscience.

Nie Huaisang concluded, after some observation, that this was true – for other people, that was.

Nie Huaisang himself did not appear to suffer from this particular affliction.

(in which Nie Huaisang realized that he was just too greedy to give up either his da-ge's affection or sex, and in fact would ideally like them both at the same time, and what happened next)

Bookmarker's Notes:

Delightfully messy fic brought to us by the author of the first HashiTobi fic I read. I adored this one.

Words: 9,815   Bookmarked Date: 3/31/24

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

It is pure impulse that has led Wangji to press Wei Ying to his desk, smearing the brush he'd been using, crumpling all his papers. Perhaps Wei Ying had expected him to draw his sword, for Wangji to meet his impropriety and shamelessness with violence. Whatever he expected, it is obviously not this particular act of–can it be called violence? The way Wangji is devouring the other boy's lips could be considered such, perhaps, as he is not gentle, biting and licking his way into the other's mouth.

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Or, the one where Lan Wangji has a very different reaction in the library pavilion.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Marriage. Now.

Words: 5,304   Bookmarked Date: 3/26/24

Pairings: None
Fandom: Death Note open_in_new

Bookmarker's Notes:

This one is on Livejournal.

Words: 1,806   Bookmarked Date: 3/25/24

Pairings: L/Yagami Light
Fandom: Death Note open_in_new

Summary:

More Death Note fic, wut wut. Pointless, mediocre L/Raito that progressively gets stupider, written only because it was a long, dull Saturday and I wanted to explore the possibility that they could get together without bucketfuls of angst. Shaken, not stirred. Spoilers for chapter 37. Around 1500 words.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Don't listen to the author, this one was lovely. Very in character, somehow also very sweet.

Words: 1,542   Bookmarked Date: 3/25/24

Pairings: Original Luo Binghe/Original Shen Qingqiu
Fandom: The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System open_in_new

Summary:

"A demon my age begins to think about his legacy," he had explained, and clapped Luo Binghe's shoulder hard. "He wants to see his family settled."

Luo Binghe stiffened under the touch and stared at the side of his father's face with barely concealed disgust.

"My son speaks of his time at Qing Jing Peak often," Tianlang-Jun continued, ignoring the mounting tension in the room and the expressions of barely concealed violence. "What sort of father would I be if I didn't give him what he desires."

"Your Excellency," Yue Qingyuan began, diplomatically, "Perhaps we could host your son again for a time as our guest."

"How lovely! What an excellent idea. Perhaps after the wedding."

The stomach of every peak lord dropped.

"Junshang," Luo Binghe gritted out, jaw clenched.

"Don't interrupt, boy," he said and stepped closer to the sect leader. "I need to negotiate a bride price for your old master."

Bookmarker's Notes:

I love them so much, especially evil-ish Tianlang-jun(shang) who is still a massive BingQiu shipper.

Words: 15,182   Bookmarked Date: 3/19/2024

Pairings: Original Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan
Fandom: The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System open_in_new

Summary:

The System drops PIDW Luo Binghe at a convention.

Binghe is going to have sex with this actor who's disguised as his Shizun. It's going to be satisfying and cathartic, and won't awaken any feelings in him whatsoever.

Bookmarker's Notes:

I loved Binghe's breakdown in the middle. Top tier.

Words: 9,756   Bookmarked Date: 3/17/24

Pairings: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Fandom: Hannibal open_in_new

Summary:

"A war of attrition," Will says.
Hannibal's eyes do not leave Will's fingers, tight on the railing.
"Waged by whom?"
"Both of us," Will says, voice suddenly very rough.
"Won by whom?"
Will feels himself smile. "Both of us."

Bookmarker's Notes:

Fucking incredible. I accept absolutely nothing less for these two. Twisted in all the right ways.

Words: 9,254   Bookmarked Date: 3/16/24

Pairings: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: The Untamed open_in_new, Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

Wei Wuxian, recently disowned by the Jiang, takes a new job in a new town to try to get a fresh start. On the employment form, it asks for an "emergency contact". It's a required field to submit the form, which totally sucks because Wei Wuxian doesn't really have anyone to put.

He's frustrated, and trying not to be depressed about it as he's filling the forms out at night in his small, one-bedroom apartment.

And yeah, maybe he's had a few drinks when he thinks: wouldn't it be funny if he put Lan Wangji as his emergency contact?

Bookmarker's Notes:

Very in character.

Words: 15,721   Bookmarked Date: 3/11/24

Pairings: Song Lan | Song Zichen/Xiao Xingchen/Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei, Xiao Xingchen/Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei, Song Lan | Song Zichen/Xiao Xingchen, Song Lan | Song Zichen/Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei
Fandom: Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new, The Untamed open_in_new

Summary:

"If you touch him," Song Lan says, voice cold enough to hurt, "I will ruin every part of you."

Xue Yang says, "Don't make promises you can't keep, Zichen."

Bookmarker's Notes:

The blade's edge of violence and eroticism here is phenomenol. Expect nasty Xue Yang who refuses to be tempered by affection, horny violence, and violent horniness. A bonus is that this is the most well-oiled threesome I've ever read. Don't miss this fic.

Words: 10,701   Bookmarked Date: 3/6/24

Pairings: Senju Hashirama/Senju Tobirama
Fandom: Naruto open_in_new

Summary:

A brawl over the last rice ball turns into something neither Senju brother could have expected.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Exactly what I needed at the time of reading this. I was thinking about Hashirama and Tobirama being goofy brothers, and this scratched that itch and then some. Mwah! Chef's kiss. Absolutely delightful

Words: 1,554   Bookmarked Date: 3/6/24

Pairings: Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Fandom: The Untamed open_in_new, Modao Zushi | Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation open_in_new

Summary:

Two years after his return and 'happy ending', Wei Wuxian is married to Lan Wangji and wasting away in his home, cocktail in hand. He struggles to bond with Sizhui, who he can't connect in his head with the kid he once knew. When Wei Wuxian catches Sizhui with empty wine coolers in the back of his car, he sees an opportunity for a bonding experience.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Bleak, desolate, and sad. Something about the mundanity of distance and the way Wei Wuxian's self-hatred is cloying even as he lets things happen the way they end up happening really got to me. The way he carries himself and accepts his situation is very true to his martyrdom in canon. This beautifully-written fic made me feel visceral digust, nausea, and sadness. 10/10

Words: 4,306   Bookmarked Date: 3/2/224

Pairings: Chousou/Itadori Yuuji
Fandom: Jujutsu Kaisen open_in_new

Summary:

Curiously, Choso doesn't seem to know that he should feel embarrassed for having been witnessed by Yuuji, completely unaware that what he just did was masturbate in front of his little brother.

Yuuji decides to keep that little secret to himself for a while.

Choso discovers blood can travel to… curious places. Yuuji is more than willing to teach him how that works.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Oddly sweet. I'm of the mindset that characters with powers in any capacity should be using their powers during sex. This fic delivered whilst cracked me up. Really, what more could I ask for? Brocon Choso? Well, great news: this fic has that too!

Words: 7,973   Bookmarked Date: 3/1/24

Pairings: Sect Leader Nie/Nie Mingjue
Fandom: The Untamed open_in_new, Modao Zushi | The Untamed open_in_new

Summary:

You blink a little more, rally, and say, "So that must be a symptom of qi deviation, right?"

Your father sits back, blowing air through his lips. "Ming'er&hellips;" he says slowly, and your chest starts to tighten. "You mean touch your brother's cock? Any other places?"

You nod, affirming both.

Slowly, as if it causes him pain to form the words: "That's not a symptom I've ever heard of."

There is a long silence.

--

Nie Mingjue is corrected by his father.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Very icky fic. I imagined these three as my other fucked up father/son/brother trio, HashiButsuTobi, and it just about killed me. I'm so glad that we can't see Sect Leader Nie's thought process here, it makes the whole thing more convoluted and upsetting to soley experience the story from Mingjue's perspective. Please be warned that this fic is a very uncomfortable read. Look out for yourself.

Words: 5,671   Bookmarked Date: 2/29/24